No mistakes.

I was talking to some of the girls yesterday. They were having their get-together bitch session. Hajar paling lancar skali. Eheheex. Sha, Ain, myself were there. Izzat joined at the ending part. I didn`t anticipate much cause I was having thoughts about what`s revolving around me.

I cannot lie but I`m already labelling myself as an impulsive liar. It sucks having a functioning heart sometimes.

You are one.

I`ll burn your temper with my lighter, that doesn`t work with a push against the gear to ignite a spark. I`ll calm your tension with the water that doesn`t flow from the tap at your kitchen. I`ll wrap you with warmth, not from the blanket you keep under your bed.

I`m not flawless, neither are you. Who says we can`t put them aside?
I love you like how fat kid loves chocolate cake.

You listen to me, you obey me, you must.

This gundu was bored cause Ain was already asleep and I was suppose to talk to the lalalove but I bailed on him since I preferred ranting with Izzat. It`s not all ze time I get to talk crap with my chingchingx member. Kan Zat? Eheheex!

Oh you took my love.

Ice-kachang without kachang at Banquet.

Waited for !W at Causeway`s LJS.

Leprak lepark kepak.

Another great time spent just by lingering about Woodlands. I need not have to say much cause I`ve got the most awesomest bunch of friends. Life`s been good, not thoroughly due to the fact that I`ve found a half who`s surprisingly uber-great but also the people I`ve been spending most of my time with.

But on the mellow side, I really wish to see my long-lost grrls and boys. Hartini especially. Golly, I miss you ): I`d really love to meet you and your hippy-hay boyfriend. IKEA again? Real soon aye.

Planning to stay put at home tomorrow. I smell a boring, fun-less day. Boo.

You got me like, woooah.

Stayover at East coast was the bomb, so was the BBQ pit in commemorate of Haqim`s 18th Birthday. Jesus, I couldn`t tell how much fun I had with all of those who were there. There were quite a number of people, I can`t possibly name them all.

Siblings, carbon copied faces.

When she`s hungry, she does that.

Hajar, you know what to do. AHAHAHAHA!

When I look at Sufyan, he totally reminded me of my little brother, Ilyas. Ape tak remind, perot same size and besides, Ilyas and Sufyan are bestfriends in school. Same class, same CCA, same interest, which is food. Heex.

We then headed back to ze bowling alley, and it was the grrl`s turn to play cause the boys were busy watching football.

So when it was my turn I thought I`d use a different ball. Step lain daripada yang lain la kirekan. So I picked the striking orange one.

But I could barely swing my arm cause it was freaking heavy. Paisey like fuck sia. The grrls were already laughing their asses at me, basket.

Hajar forever with this pose. Ahaha.

Busy watching soccer.

After bowling, we all headed to the pit where we sheltered from the drizzle and chilled. Hajar, Benji, Haqim and his sister, Yani, left.

Ain`s cute momzie.

Then !W called me once he ended work. I was telling him about my last minute stay-over thing at ECP with my friends. I asked him if he wanted to join but he claimed he was tired and worn-out from work thus he isn`t coming. A wee disappointed but nevertheless, I understood.

However, after about an hours time..


Bam, there he was, walking towards me. He was with Yat, I swear I felt like kissing and hugging him so tightly infront of all my friends but no la I didn`t. Ahaha! I was extremely overjoyed and not to mentioned, fucken surprised (:

This verreh adorable couple were busy making me and !W laugh out pants off at 5am by the cold cold beach. They were entertaining us with tai-chi. Funny like chibai siooools.

It`s abit frustrating when !W didn`t wanna take pictures cause he hated the blinding flash from my DSLR. He complains that my camera`s wierd and bulky. Babe, sucks la you.

Ain nye heart mcm ade disease. AHAHAHAHA!

Meeee lalaloveee!

Then !W, Yat, Aliy and I headed over the water breaker to observe the sunrise. Too bad, I only caught a glimpse cause the rest of the time, my eyes were dead shut. Ahaha. Then at about 8am, we headed to MacD`s with Mike, for breakfast.

Mike the chibai, muke please maintain. Thank you.

When it was 9 plus, !W and I went home together. Slept in ze bus and once I stepped home, continued sleeping till 8pm. Hardcore ah Soffey!

You go figure out okay baby?

6 hours of Seoul Garden, I only had 2 plates and a decent amount of ice-cream mixed with brownies (!W`s recipe, soodap saiyoolx!). Iskandar tagged along half way, funny fella. He with his never-ending jokes just to annoy Yat. Nyeh heh, swelling time with them.

Ignore Isk`s cap, he has this "thang" for wierd uniform accesories. Lol.

Fulled, we all bailed for Admiralty park. Isk left at first then the other 2 sent me to ze interchange at about 11pm. Today marked a great and memorable day. Kan !W? This could be ze start of something new. Come we jiwe jiwe HSM abit. Heex!

Tomorrow, BBQ pit for Haqim`s birthday. Yeay, see you long lost dickheads (:

Because you, you are awesome.



Spare your precious 17 minutes for this video because I think it`s worth it.

I was alive when you were right here by my side.

Plans for yesterday was just to collect my repaired phones but unfortunately, I can only have it back this Saturday. Making this my 3rd time, coming down to wisma for a rip-off. Fuck. So aye nevermind that, I dragged Yasin to accompany me and soon, we started having our agenda building for the day. For a start, we both had lunch at Cineleisure`s LJS.

After the slight drizzle and heavy lunch, we walked all ze way from Cineleisure to City Hall to meet Ain the tall. On our way, we bumped into a long lost friend, Shadiq who in ze end, tagged along.

Shadiq, Yasin and I were having a good time disturbing this minah rockerxszsxz from the point we met her till we all parted. Why minah rock? Her smexaaay voice says it all. Ehehee!

Fascination of the noobs in the lighter parade.

Once we sent Shadiq and Ain to the MRT Station, Yasin and I went to Suntec to pick Fart from work and he was oh so happy to have our company after long hours of working and yakking about his sales. Since we needed to kill time, we 3 stopped by Esplanade for a breeze outside.

Soffey, Chuck and Larry. Ahaha!

Afterwhich, we met Aliyyah at Braddell and took the train back home. All in all, yesterday was better than expected. Now, I have to get ready to meet !W and Yat cause we`re having lunch at Seoul Garden. Hurrah hurray!

Maybe it`s all due to my bitter relationship experiences that I`m bound to keep a vague I-can`t-be-bothered attitude to whoever who tries stepping into my league, for real. Till the extend that someone had to say, " Why do I have to be the sway one? "

Pelan pelan kayuh !W, pelan pelan.

PS : Happy Birthday to London`s favourite gayboy, no doubt mine as well.
Love you Joel (:

Cause you`re different, that`s why.

Good morning Soffey the awesome. It`s 1.15 pm if you`re wondering. Waking up late is one thing and knowing that the rest of the day`s a stay-home, kills my mojo to live for a moment. Thus I headed towards the kitchen and saw father bringing Bubo out of it`s cage.

Had shower and realised that father already left me 2 slices of bread and a cup of milo. I only took a bite (literally) and drank till the cup was half-full. I`ll leave Ilyas the fat-ass to finish the rest.

After breakfast, walked down to ze nearby store to get some groceries. Check out that London keychain given by my fav-fav-favourite gayboy. Joel bought it for me at London.

Came home, slacked while updating myself with music from imeem. A routine I can never get sick of.

Whilst listening to music, I read the dictionary. Sorry I rarely read storybooks or novels, I prefer the dictionary and thesaurus. Seriously.

After much reading, time to do the laundry.

I found my secondary school badge beneath the heap of clothes and started missing going to school.

So, I tried on my little brother, Ilyas`s, school uniform just to get the schoolkid feeling. Ahaha and golly, it never felt so comfy. Ain, I know this is your personal favourite picture. Kite jiwe admiralty primary eh bi? Ehehee!

Woo. Now, I can choose to either continue expanding my ass at home or head to grandma`s place. Expanding my ass sounds less nifty, okay best.

That`s prolly how my day went, told you I hate stay homes.

Awesome story line, especially for you girls who like to perasan yang jantan tu shiok pat kau padehal padehal. Ehehee. This movie is pretty handy when it comes to settling love affairs. Seriously, go watch.

Apart from catching that today at Cathay, I finally had sheesha with Wan, Aliyyah and Yat. A great time spent with those 3 asswipes. Especially W, for everything. From the tickets, to the food, to the sheesha and to the sending home part.


Ah yes, let us all gather together and pray to god for he is supremely the best. Aik Soffey ape steam? Ahaha. Okay actually, I`m just extremely greatful that father`s discharged and back to that energetic old chump he is. Oh happy day (:

Because when I say you`ll be fine, you will be fine.

Accompanied my father at the hospital since early afternoon, wasn`t in the mood to do anythingelse but to wish my old man a speedy recovery. Knowing that firm, stern man he is, being such a weakling is definitely a rare and also sight to not behold.

I may not always be at home all the time to talk to you, to vividly show appreciation towards the little/ big things you do for the family or to please you like how other teenagers never fail to do for their parents. But don`t misjudge it as a care less act, for no matter what you`re still my father.

So I left TTSH at about 9.30 and my phone died halfway while I was in the train home. When I charged it, I received 5 messages and 15 miss calls. All from W. Chillax, it`s only been like an hour la deyh. Yet, I feel so important to you all of a sudden.

Don`t put the phone down, I don`t wanna stop hearing your voice.

I was gleaming with joy to know that my Nerdlove is finally meeting up with me after donkey months. Golly I missed her like fuck!

Plus point, Ain, Izzat and Fart the arab motherfucker were there. So aye, we headed for Banquet and accompanied Nerd since she hasn`t had her lunch. Kesian itu anak kebuluran, semakin slim aku tengok. Feeweet. Ahaha (:

As usual we updated one another, even Fart joined in cause he was rambling about some hoe in his workplace. After a while, it was just left with me and that pussy since the rest had their plans. Nerd we meet again soon alright, next time I`ll drag Fza. Ehehee.

The day ended with me and Fart cock-talking relentlessly. There were so many funny convos, I can barely pick just one. But the saddening part of the day was when I got to know that father was severely unwell that we had to send him to the hospital. What`s killing me even deeper is, he`s admitted. Oh no no ):